Back to the Norm

Ah, no frustrated political post today.

I made a pledge to myself that I would not indulge in any news today for the sake of my sanity.

And though I came nowhere near upholding this pledge, I am going to exhibit some self restraint today.

'Cause I got a bigger problem.

Ladybugs.

Yup.

I got 'em.

And not the pretty friendly red ones.

Those yucky yellow ones that like to hide in the lamp shade.

And my second least favorite?

Spiders.

ALL THE FUCK OVER.

I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat convinced that the spiders and ladybugs are crawling all over me, burrowing in my ears and eating my brains.

So yeah.

Bugs.

And the fact that I have eaten my body weight in Jolly Ranchers and fudgicles.

And the trumpet man is still playing.

Still.