Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The Other End of the Phone Call

Me: Hey dude, what's up?

My Brother Nolan: Not much. What's up with you?

Me: Nuthin'. Just driving home from a meeting, thought I'd call to say hi.

Nolan: Right on.

Me: How's Brody?

Nolan:*some sort of russling commotion* hang on a sec.

Me: K.

(Momentary Pause)

Nolan: Okay, sorry about that.

Me: What are you doing?

Nolan: Wiping my ass.


What?!? Wait, are you taking a shit while talking to me?

Nolan: Yeah.

Me: Do you always talk on your phone when you deficate?

Nolan: I do my best work in here. Hang on, gotta flush.


(Awkaward Pause)

Nolan: Okay, I'm back.

Me: Where ARE you?

Nolan: At lunch.

Me: Like, at a resturant? You were taking a shit...at a resturant...while talking to me on the phone?

Nolan: Yeah. They got chicken wings. *washes hands...I think*

Me: Is that music I hear in the background?

Nolan: Yeah. Everybody Wang Chung Tonight.


Of course.


Because anything else would be just weird.