1. Lost her mind.
2. Called the hospital muttering something about the "return process" and needing a receipt.
3. Wondered out loud how come Parenting magazine never mentioned this part of being a mommy, and then where the hell her husband was at times like these.
4. Gave up her belief that having a baby might require more than having a closet full of cute clothes to dress him, make him cute, and coo at.
5. Invested stock in Purell.
6. Put the nanny agency on speed dial.
Yeah, I know. Gross. In fact, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. But yum, it tasted like gummy bears.
Hmmmm.....that looks like mashed carrorts to me. Looks like we found the culprit.
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Is this kind of like how I woke up that one morning hugging an oscilating fan, with my pants at my ankles and my underwear drenched in urine?
No? I didn't think so either.
THIS? This is why I will never have any rugrats. Eeeeew. :(
its all part of the deal of having kids. gross, i know it, but it is.
wait till that poor little one has the stomach flu for the first time. now that is bad.
Too cute!
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