I mean fuck, everyone else does.
But my reason should be legitimate.
See, I set up Google Alerts to alert me everytime someone links me or mentions me in the Internet. I did this when I was going through the whole gotta-make-my-blog-private-because-who-know-who-is-reading.
And about once a week, I get alerts - sometimes I don't pay attention, but today I did.
And lo-and-fucking-behold, there is another Project Procrastination blog out there.
Same name, but his about fashion, and he adds two numbers in it, so it reads, "projectprocratination##.blogspot."
AND AND AND
It looks like the asshat started his little fashion blog in 2009
AND AND AND
Well slap my ass and call me mama.
I WAS HERE FIRST!!!
Now, one might find it odd that I feel so territorial over my blog name.
But after almost three years and almost 600 posts, it's be a super big part of my life. And moreover, most of you guys never met me face-to-face, so the blog is the only way most people know me.
So yeah, it's part of an identity, and I am sure most of you feel similarly about your own blogs.
So, uh, yeah.
I guess if you want to read about Hermes scarves and Prada satchels and shoes, then check this guy out (but google him because I refuse to link his site).
Otherwise, this is the only Project that counts.
And in case you missed this on your way out to summer's first long weekend:
Apparently 1 in 5 adults admit to peeing in pools.
Or using my master deduction skills, apparently 1 in 5 adults are triathletes.