1. Phil Leggitt used the term “pocket rocket” to describe today’s Tour de France stage winner.
No comment *she writes with a smirk on her face*
2.Soooo…..yeaaaaahhhh.
Turns out that this week’s Life Lesson #399 was “Don’t start personal training the week before your ½ Ironman.”
Seriously, I need to start writing a book of these tips.
Because, really – am I the only idiot out there making these mistakes?
And yes, this was a big mistake.
A Big, Fat, Hurting, 2-Day Crippling, How-It-Possible-I-Am-Such-A-Jello-Puss?-type mistake.
Sort of puts a cramp in the “taper” when you can’t get out of bed.
And turns out, eating the fridge doesn’t speed up the healing process either.
Guess that would be #400.
Damn.
3. Did you know that people send you presents even if they aren’t coming to the wedding?
I mean - shoo.
No wonder every.single.sales.lady gave me the stink-eye and nasty comment about the “only ten items?” of my registry, even when I tried to explain that my shower would only be eight people.
No matter – I still can’t bring myself to ask for all sorts of shit we either already have or simply don’t need.
I mean, how many spatulas does one couple need?
Answer: Less than we now have.
7 comments:
you need at least two spatulas per number of children you have...always need a spare for discipline...duh...that is number 401
Oh man, you always know how to make me laugh. I'm in Caribou Coffee about to finish college.
I read pocket rocket and LAUGHED OUT LOUD
And I"m bummed now, I have to go and return your spatula. I hope you don't have a can opener yet!! :)
you can't have too many spatulas.
Shit, looks like I have to do a return at Target tomorrow.
Now I know what NOT to get you.
Many, many spatulas.
And also, a variety of salt and pepper shakers...
Wow, a reasonable bride.
I didn't think they existed.
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