1. Phil Leggitt used the term “pocket rocket” to describe today’s Tour de France stage winner.
No comment *she writes with a smirk on her face*
Turns out that this week’s Life Lesson #399 was “Don’t start personal training the week before your ½ Ironman.”
Seriously, I need to start writing a book of these tips.
Because, really – am I the only idiot out there making these mistakes?
And yes, this was a big mistake.
A Big, Fat, Hurting, 2-Day Crippling, How-It-Possible-I-Am-Such-A-Jello-Puss?-type mistake.
Sort of puts a cramp in the “taper” when you can’t get out of bed.
And turns out, eating the fridge doesn’t speed up the healing process either.
Guess that would be #400.
3. Did you know that people send you presents even if they aren’t coming to the wedding?
I mean - shoo.
No wonder every.single.sales.lady gave me the stink-eye and nasty comment about the “only ten items?” of my registry, even when I tried to explain that my shower would only be eight people.
No matter – I still can’t bring myself to ask for all sorts of shit we either already have or simply don’t need.
I mean, how many spatulas does one couple need?
Answer: Less than we now have.