Don't have a lot to say, except this:
1. My hands smell like maple syrup, but I didn’t eat any pancakes today. Hmmm…but me likey.
2. Since I didn’t mention it, it was probably assumed that Megathon was put on hold. True, it did not happen this weekend. With vacation, and then being consumed by work, I didn’t have time to make my medal (but alas! It will be made this week!). Also, and more importantly, I was a wee bit delinquent on my runs while on vacation (what with all the potential muggings by naked people, I simply couldn’t take that risk – I mean, the last thing I needed was to be just running along, and get bopped over the head by a rogue boobie). So Megathon will be in full effect on Sunday. More info coming soon….(and yes, Captain Cactus, I am holding you to your promise of running the half, my friend of the north)
3. I don’t know what it looks like where you live, but gas here is 3.08, and to us Chicagoans, that’s just as good as FREE at this point. Good thing too, because the gas hike was really cramping all the drive-bys, cruisings, and joy riding that I was so fond of doing. Guess I can put those Vespa plans on hold. Let’s start wasting some gas, people!
4. On tonight’s news, I saw that today in Chicago, people dressed their pets in costumes and had a parade. See! I didn’t even have to stay in Key West to see dogs in a parade! (ba dum bum!)
5. My man’s gone back on the road until mid-November, and you know what that means, right? Yeah, me neither. But it is awfully quiet here, and I have finally managed to air the fart stink out of the couch and bed sheets. Wish.I.Was.Kidding.
6. Why do people who have plastic surgery think that no one can tell? I have that show, "Dr. 90210" on in the background while I work right now, and this really young girl with HUGE new boobs, was all like, "I think it looks really natural, like, if you didn't know me before, you would never know I had a boob job."
Uuuhh...
Yeah.
Yeah, we would.
Because if your a natural girl and have boobs the size of a small child swinging from your chest, those things are going to hang LOW. And they bounce when you run, too.
Fake boobs?
Not so much.
Or at least hers didn't when she was running around the pool.
Man, boobs have been making quite an appearance on this blog lately, yeah?
Okay, for the next few days we are going boob-free.
That's that. Back to work.
10 comments:
you could move to WI where gas is 2.65 or to Cinnci where it's 1.99! You could totally move up here we're even putting in a Sonic just for you!!
We hit $2.50 this morning!!! Sadly, this is what my life has come to-getting excited about lower gas prices...
Boobs and lady bits, what exactly are you trying to tell us?
Not to be weird, but can I come over and sniff your hands?
Is that weird?
And nice work getting the fart stink out. Strong work.
Boob free? Does that mean this blog will no longer fall into the NSFW category? ;-)
Oh. No. Brian's gonna make me run a half marathon this weekend. On Sunday. The night after our club's end of the year party (with theme: 7 deadly tri sins). This could get messy. Maybe I'll run it in costume...
It'll definitely be interesting trying to run the Half Megathon after the party Saturday night, but what the heck! I'm a person of my word at least. Now I just hope that you're not, because what would the blog be without boobies?!
man, I am jealous of those gas prices. we are around 3.40 for regular (virginia). and i thought that was a steal! I got excited this weekend b/c it only cost me 40.00 to fill up my tank!
Our gas just went below $2.50 - I have been texting many friends with the news! I was excited when it went below $4.00 then $3.00.... I am not sure how to control myself with this kind of excitement.!! We were at $4.59 in the Seattle area at the highest point... ouch! With a nice gas guzzler I have... it was sad when I put in $20.00 at the highest point and (seriously) it wouldn't register that I put in any gas! But now we are good.....
Who said the market crash wasn't a good thing?
Em
I must admit that watching Dr. 90210 is my secret shame...
1. LOL!
2. Gooooo Megathon!
3. Yeah, gas here cracked below $1/litre. I haven't seen it that cheap in like two years or something. I can actually afford to drive to work! :-O
4. Ha. Very punny.
5. Means more blogging! YEY!
6. Boobs are good. Fake boobs are so obvious though. I'd rather have small'uns than big fake'uns that are easy to spot.
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