Sunday, March 8, 2009

Like, The Place With the Mormons

So apparently, all the pervs live in Utah.

Turns out Utah ranks Numero Uno when it comes to online porn subscriptions.

AND – ranks Number 2 for Google searches of “naughty” and “hot sex.”

Utah, bitches.

That's what's up.

So many questions, but let’s start with - Subscriptions?

Have the fine people of Utah never been introduced to Redtube?

I need Bill Henrickson to get on that STAT.

10 comments:

Spandex King said...

As a fellow Mormon I was surprised to read this. However I don't think it's fair to judge a group by it's worse members.

M said...

there's actually no judgment at all on the subject of porn - my position on porn is and always had been - "to each his own." when it comes to sex (at least within the legal bounds of not including kids and barn animals) what people do in their spare time is their own business.

Eric said...

What is Redtube?

The Big Cheese said...

Eric,
Don't look it up on your work computer, but go home, grab a roll of paper towels, cancel your appointments and cover the screen in plastic wrap. Drink lots of fluids...

Borsch said...

Redtube? I just saw Cheese's response...LMAO! Since I'm at work this probably won't be googled by me.

The (IRON) Clyde said...

I have this cool program that proxy's all my web traffic to Utah, so I take partial credit here.

rUntoNamAste said...

Redtube...good times!

Joe said...

"naughty" as a search keyword, huh? that just sounds repressed.

prin said...

lol @ Clyde's reply. :D

I'll digress in a sort of feminist way...

At one point, apparently, the feminists thought porn would be a liberating thing for women. Now, they vehemently take it back... I think they're just figuring out now that having no self respect isn't a good thing.

Tri-Angle said...

M
I guess my follow up question to you would be.

How exactly did YOU come across that article?

Just sayin...
A.