It's Saturday night.
I worked all day in private practice, have been working on reports all night, am having SERIOUS sugar withdrawals, there's not a single honey wheat pretzel in the house, and I'm 1500 miles and six days away from seeing my BF (who I have not seen in three weeks).
AND I just banged my funny bone writing this, which is not only NOT funny, but has numbed my left hand.
Please, does anyone have a good joke or story? Anyone?