Sunday, January 18, 2009

Happy Birthday!!

It's Devin's birthday!!! While she may be the size of a 12-year-old, she actually turns 29 today. Man, I have two sisters that are either or almost 30. Hell, I am one old bitch.

No birthday party is complete without the Nugget, AKA The Mayor. Apparently, he was getting pink eye yesterday and had a chronic snot drip from his nose. Fantastic.
Well hello, little sisters and Mamma Q! Ellen told me she would break my fingers if I posted any pictures of from Devin's party because she's preggo and feeling bad. But she's not that strong, so I am not that scared. Is it me, or are my two sister looking more and more alike with each post? My gosh.


I decided to teach Nugget how to take pictures. Here's his first try.

His second...
Getting better....

With Auntie Men-yen.

And yes, my favorite picture of the night (expand if you can't see so well, because this is priceless). Nugget found the vacum extension, put it in his mouth, got on the floor and pretended to be the vacum. He ran it over the floor and hummed, "vrmmmmmm, vrrrrrrmmmm." I wonder how much he charges for a living room...
And what party is complete without a Weigh-In? At the end of the night, when none of us believe that my lilliputian birthday sister weighed what she said, we broke out the scale and weighed each other. Yeah, it's a sickness. Sure enough, she was right, and shut us up. After Ellen went, she freaked about because she gained another few pounds, as if forgetting she is pregnant. And after I went, I opened the leftover container of cupcake frosting, found a spoon, and finished the job. Yeah, I have no business complaining about being fat when I do shit like that. It was just sooo good when it hits the lips.
And right before we left, Ellen gave us the send off. I bet she's glad the first trimester is almost over....

Twenty bucks if you can guess who didn't shower yesterday. Hint: Her name rhymes with Shmegan.


This one was actually from Kansas over Christmas - yup, that would be what I looked like before my four (read: drunk) beers and 3am IHOP visit. Sadly, no pictures of the After.

4 comments:

stronger said...

Happy Bday Devin. The M girls are gorgeous! Ellen espeically because she's pregnant. Poor Nugget- pink eye sucks. Like the vaccuum...

Wash your hands and don't rub your eyes!

Mommymeepa said...

The vacuum pic is too funny. Happy Bday Devin. I would love to be a sis in your family. You guys rock.

Jenny Davidson said...

What you probably do not REALLY want to know: there is a VERY DELICIOUS new Ben & Jerry's flavor, Cake Batter - yellow cake flavor ice cream with a fudge icing swirl - it is excellent...

prin said...

I made my guy a cookie cake and still have some left over if you want to drop by. When you come visit me, you'll always be the skinniest one around. :D

I wonder if the fetus can feel you giving the finger. Like, maybe it knows or something.