Thursday, August 14, 2008

Winners Never Cheat

And cheaters never win.

And if you had a chance to see the women's gymnastics final, then you know what I am talking about.

I don't think I breathed the entire time I watched the all-around compitition.

Fuck all that stuff I said about cheering for China and their 9-year-old asses because I felt bad for them.

I don't feel bad for cheaters.

I wanna punch them in their mosquito-bite boobies.

Maybe four years from now, China can round up a couple of 4-year-olds and try to pass them off to beat the US.

'Cause they didn't beat us this year.

HAHAHAHA!!

I think I am starting to take these Olympics WAYYY too personally.

But on a postive note:

Now the Olympics are over for these girls, they can get back to trying to be normal teens - hanging with friends, dating, menstruating.

Throw in some teen acne, a training bra, and a pube or two, and it's a brand new world for them!

Ya almost wanna shove a beer in one hand, a tampon in the other, slap 'em on the back and proclaim, "Welcome to the real world!"

And I gotta give credit to Shawn Johnson for staying so poised - talk about the pressure of a country on her shoulders. She looked like she wanted to just sob, but she was so solid.

On a seperate note - how come none of our athletes sing the anthem? Or they look like they try, but they don't know the words.

Just wondering.

Okay, time for more coffee and more work.

P.S. Your guilt worked - Cheese posted.

14 comments:

Danielle in Iowa said...

Are they supposed to sing the anthem? Do the other countries?

I am downing the coffee at the moment too, but it is because I have to leave at 3am to catch a flight and if you are going to stay up until midnight watching the olympics you really shouldn't bother going to sleep...

Wipaddler said...

I was wondering the same thing about the National Anthem. Some of the other countries don't sing it some mumble it but so far the only one I've seen really sing it was the Chinese men's all around winner. He really belted it out.

I'm hoping the Chinese babies get stripped of their gold but again we don't want to "offend the host country" Whatever screw that they cheated.... again.

Kritta said...

I LOVE Shawn Johnson. She's cute as a little button. I wish she would've gotten the gold, but I'm glad the U.S. got one, two.

I'm a little depressed gymnastics is over - it's my favorite. But now I'll just go on watching the swimmers break every record known to man, apparently. (How does that keep happening?)

Sigh. Olympics...

Borsch said...

I totally stayed up watching last night only to get too comfortable on the couch and fall asleep during the first floor routine. DOH!

Flatman said...

Way to go NASTY (nastia)...she's from TEXAS BABY!!!

(i fell asleep after phelp's last qualifier) :?

Kathleen said...

I think the olympics should be for "adults" only. 18 yrs and up!

Madisonduo said...

Mosquito bite-boobies...hilarious! Where do you come up with your material?

Maybe you and I should go coach these little twats...show them what 'real life' is really like. :) Twats..where did that come from? I think you are rubbing off on me. :)

I haven't watched the finals yet for gymnastics, taped it, so I'll watch it during the lunch hour (work from home.)

Shouldn't have come in here, now I know that Shawn doesn't get the gold, damnit all.

Brent Buckner said...

If they somehow manage to hold onto those passports (the ones presented to the IOC to prove eligibility) they have the ultimate fake IDs!

The Clyde said...

They caught me...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,404382,00.html

Benson said...

Boobies? What boobies? I didn't notice anything but the blue eye shadow, glitter make up and Barbie doll pink barrettes. Puh-lease.
Let the legal proceedings begin.

Another sad note is that 85% of Chinese Olympians go on to live in poverty after their "career" is over.
Those little girls deserve a better life before, during and after the games.

Anonymous said...

Fuller go easy on the pepsi

Prin said...

Canadians usually siing the anthem. Well, if we ever win any medals at all...

I still feel bad for the Chinese girls. And you know, all the controversy about their age- if you can guess any Chinese lady's age, you're a rock star of age guessing... you know? They look young forever.

I don't know if they'd risk losing everything and humiliating themselves with underaged girls...

Yey Olympics! :D

BreeWee said...

You and the cheese are cracking me up today... I think I take the Olympics personally too... but it's hard not to sometimes...

The Young Family said...

If I were standing on the podium at the Olympics, I would be bawling and screaming the National Anthem with great pride... snot dripping down and all....

Aren't you glad I probably won't make it to the Olympics (darn it I am so close too! ha ha ha ha ha) the visual is just too much I am sure!

Em