Ah, no frustrated political post today.
I made a pledge to myself that I would not indulge in any news today for the sake of my sanity.
And though I came nowhere near upholding this pledge, I am going to exhibit some self restraint today.
'Cause I got a bigger problem.
I got 'em.
And not the pretty friendly red ones.
Those yucky yellow ones that like to hide in the lamp shade.
And my second least favorite?
ALL THE FUCK OVER.
I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat convinced that the spiders and ladybugs are crawling all over me, burrowing in my ears and eating my brains.
And the fact that I have eaten my body weight in Jolly Ranchers and fudgicles.
And the trumpet man is still playing.