Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Finger Lickin' Good

True story, as pulled from Dlisted.com:

"35-year-old Aaron Maurice was arrested in Appleton, WI last Wednesday after police found him in the basement of a house he was trying to rob. They found Aaron completely covered in barbecue sauce from head to toe.

"In addition to the BBQ sauce, Aaron was wearing a chick's jacket and a dude's hat. He told the po-po that he broke into the basement, because he's on the run from the government. He said the BBQ sauce was an “urban disguise.”

Huh.

So many questions, so many questions.

But most importantly:

Think he's single?

'Cause me luvs some BBQ sauce.

9 comments:

Mommymeepa said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Cindy Jo said...

Covered? That's a lot of bbq sauce.

Danielle in Iowa said...

Man, that stuff has got to get in weird crevices!

The Clyde said...

Here's a shot of his accomplice..

http://www.maxsilvestri.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/mustard_guy.jpg

Prin said...

LOL!!! I wonder if he used one of those brushes to marinate himself.

Michael Tragic said...

OMG! how funny, and yummy. Once my mom caught me covered in pudding. I was naked....but I was also 3 :-)

Molly said...

That is REALLY funny...sounds like something that would happen in Tennessee!
Take Care

Rachel said...

If you got to see his picture, it is a shame, he is really good lookin' too! (this happened 10 miles from my house) It was all over the news up here! Pretty funny!

the crazy jogger said...

LMFAO