True story, as pulled from Dlisted.com:
"35-year-old Aaron Maurice was arrested in Appleton, WI last Wednesday after police found him in the basement of a house he was trying to rob. They found Aaron completely covered in barbecue sauce from head to toe.
"In addition to the BBQ sauce, Aaron was wearing a chick's jacket and a dude's hat. He told the po-po that he broke into the basement, because he's on the run from the government. He said the BBQ sauce was an “urban disguise.”
So many questions, so many questions.
But most importantly:
Think he's single?
'Cause me luvs some BBQ sauce.